N~space

Dave: What's happened to the time this morning?

Nicky: Huh?

D: Well, it's 7:30 and I'm ready for work. I've done everything. I've usually got another 10 minutes before I'm done.

N: Maybe it's because I told you it was time to get up at 6:55, instead of ten past 7 when you usually get up.

D: BITCH! That was one more button!

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What I love about this exchange is the way he just accepts what I tell him. Never mind the clock's on his side of the bed and he could, I don't know, look at it. Also, his sense of utter betrayal that he missed out on pushing the snooze button that one last time just cracks me up.

The power I have! I doubt it'd work very often before he caught on though.